i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
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its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
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