I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Randomize
