Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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