I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
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My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
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I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I came so hard my ears popped.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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