a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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