Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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