We won't sleep together?
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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