I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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