omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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