nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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