why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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