im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
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Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
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