in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I need a beard to bite.
Randomize
