It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
This is classic penis vs brain.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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