Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
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No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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