I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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