It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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