we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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