"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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