Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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