Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
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She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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