he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I got inside last night via doggy door
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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