maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
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