Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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