Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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