doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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