pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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