So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
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Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
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I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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