the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I have post one night stand depression
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