And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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