I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Randomize
