He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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