We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
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All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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