so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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