Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
Randomize
