i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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