its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Dick very happy bro
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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