I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
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