So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
His hands were made for my vagina.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
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