I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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