just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I am midnight drunk by noon
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
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