u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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