? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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