That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
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Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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