I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
