I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
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Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
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I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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