Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
Randomize
