The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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