dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
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