And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
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It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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