Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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