you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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