We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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