I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
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We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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