Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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